INT. FAMILY KITCHEN. AFTERNOON.
A GIRL is sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch while her FATHER is bustling about grabbing at her deli chicken and potato chips.
GIRL: Wait, so what course are you going to again?
FATHER: It's a course on concealed...[pauses and mumbles something inaudible]
GIRL: Wait, what was that?
FATHER: A course on carryingconcealedfirearms.
He walks out of the kitchen and down the hall.
GIRL: [pause and then calling after him] Uhh, you know that's not legal in our state, Dad.
FATHER: I know it's not. It's only illegal in two states: Wisconsin and Illinois, thanks to our dumb governor.
She takes a bite and laughs.
GIRL: We should move.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
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